Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Super Bowl Drinking Games

I can't take credit for inventing this game but I found it while killing time at work:

Chug Your Beer At-
Any mention of suspense being "so thick you could cut it with a knife".
Any mention of "wants this one so bad he can taste it".
Any mention of the name "Vince Lombardi".
First camera angle where it appears lens is practically up a cheerleader's nostril.
Airing of any commercial featuring the "Energizer Bunny".
First on-camera interview where fan in the background holds up a middle finger.
First shot of a player's wife with baby in stands.
Any mention of the phrase "110 percent".
Any reminder that "there's still plenty of time".
Referees microphone malfunctioning, making him sound like an obscene phone caller.
Shot of any player congratulating another player by butting helmet to helmet.
Shot of deliriously happy barroom in winning team's home city.
Broadcaster being squirted with champagne after the game.
Any mention that the losing team "has nothing to be ashamed of".


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